so i’m easily amused.

here’s the new upgrade for your vocabulary. please download, install, and use. (or at the very least, laugh.)

salmon day: the experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream, only to get screwed and die.

sinbad: single working girl – single income, no boyfriend, and desperate.

percussive maintenance: the fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

beer compass: the invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a pub crawl, even though you’re too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you’ve come from.

tart fuel: bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.

and, my favourite…

picasso bum: a woman whose knickers are so small for her, that she looks like she’s got four buttocks.


so i’m easily amused.